I’d think Jesus would go for the AK-47, most of the Middle East uses them and they’re pretty much indestructible.
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
- Robin Williams (via cutely-perverted)
"the future belongs to the few of us still willing to get our hands dirty"
Hooping for tips.
i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless
Not today motherfucker.